Say WHAT?

I don't even know what to say:

Dr. P, a geneticist, in lecture:

"Don't show me your thumbs, you don't have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome.  But if you can do this, come see me afterwards."

Somewhere there is a car with a tree trunk-shaped dent...

Long story short:
Was on a walk with Bandaid around the apartment complex, and noticed this.  I went to grab my phone from my pocket, and I had forgotten it.  As I was walking away a police car passed by so it's probably for the best that I wasn't standing there taking a picture (I may have had to answer some questions).  Anyway, we circled back and grabbed my phone (wasn't as simple as that, though- Bandaid decided to go #2 in the hall when he thought we were going back inside for good).  Anyway, we went back and took these pictures, just for the special people who actually read my blog, because it's pretty funny.  I'm sure it involved illicit drugs or alcohol...and a new front bumper.

Awesomeness

Found a new blog to read for procrastination: 1000 Awesome Things
Here are some of my favorite entries:

#317 When you can hear it snowing

#329 Twisting the lid off the jar after nobody else could

#336 Getting the perfect ketchup to fries ratio

#353 Seeing Christmas trees through the window

#380 Hearing someone’s heartbeat

cards doc crown

BEST compliment yet:
Luke (fellow 2nd year): "so i'm sure the cards doc crown will be safe with you"

Exudate

Surgeons are like bad colds: nasty, but persistent.

Waldo

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