Change of Pace

I recently stumbled on some pretty amusing neologisms:

• Toastaphobia: The fear of sticking a fork in a toaster even when it's unplugged.
• Adam 69: Two police cars, parked next to each other, facing opposite directions, in such a way that the drivers side doors are only inches from each other, allowing the officers to chat with each other while waiting for a traffic violation to happen.
• Sark: The marks left on one's ankle after wearing tube socks all day.
• Pre-autoistic McConsumption: The tendency to start eating your french fries in the car on your way home.
• Idiot Box: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
• Ancinemation: The curious act of waiting in line to see a movie and watching exiting movie goers' reactions to see if they liked the movie or not.
• Downpause: The split second interruption of rain as you drive your car under a bridge.
• Lactomangulation: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
• Televator: The rolling line on a TV when the Horizontal hold isn't adjusted.
• Alcolean: The point just before a drunk person starts to stumble.