have you ever noticed how many diseases and symptoms are named after foods?


"medical edibles:"

strawberry tongue

peau d'orange

adam's apple

cherry hemangioma

berry aneurysm

mulberry molar

swiss cheese tumors

oyster ovaries

café au lait spots

popcorn ball calcifications

chicken liver clots

nutmeg liver

apple-jelly nodules

garlic finger

anchovy liver

bread-and-butter pericarditis (my favorite!)

cauliflower ear

tea-colored urine
coffee-ground emesis

bumper sticker on truck near my apt

free to good home:

only at charleston's waterfront park at 10am...

Man killed after trying to 'slap' moving train - CHARLESTON, SC NEWS

the INDY gene (in drosophila, or fruit flies) is an acronym for "i'm not dead yet," apparently a line from the monty python series.  it makes them live longer.

the japanese under it says "dock sand"

roxana: what do you want to be when you grow up?
1st grade boy: a wapper.
roxana: ....
1st grade girl: you can't be no rapper, you ain't got enough hundred dolla bills!!

so is this where they send fish when they violate parole??

study: breaking up is like quitting cocaine addiction

 rules of the road: charleston

- after a light turns red, you have 3 seconds to clear the intersection.

-if you brake for a yellow light, you WILL be rear-ended

-after 9pm you don't have to pay attention to stoplights at ALL

-sirens and stop signs are only suggestions

-you must either travel at one standard deviation above or below the posted speed limit

-you can't turn from the turn lane; you must be one lane over

-if a turn signal is on, it just means it works, not that a car is actually turning

-screw courtesy, block the intersection

-if you look in your blind spot before you merge, you'll lose your chance. just go.

-pedestrians have no rights.  invest  in some good running shoes.

-there is no such thing as an unprotected green light.

-I think the legal limit for BAC is 0.8, not 0.08

boyfriends come and go, but good sushi is really hard to find.  kashin,  please never close.

that's why I like shoes and purses..no matter how much weight you gain, they still fit

-roxana

first offer on boat, from Paul the sushi chef:


Hi,

I don't have money but I can trade u 2 cucumber rolls for it. Deal?

geography is destiny.  if you aren't where you want to be, go there.

things bandaid has eaten:

-drywall

-a ream of paper

-styrofoam

-mechanical pencils

-jack and cokes

-cardboard

-one leash

-cat scratching post

-kelsey's japanese homework

-several rolls of toilet paper

-wooden bookshelf

-lots of shoes

-3 pairs of sunglasses (including my purple oakleys)

despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.
-anne frank