"sometimes, in medicine, silence is a compliment"
-dr. o'brien

jen: "in 10 years when I'm not married, I'm going to need you to pay for my in vitro fertilization"

creepy old man at a bus stop in a sketchy part of charleston: "hey hot girl, smile"


still not sure if that was a compliment or insult, considering I had walked a half mile in 105 degree weather

if I was a police officer I would download the traspter app for my iphone and see how many times I could get reported

you can't fully appreciate every song on the radio until you've experienced every single phase of a relationship

my PI: "I wouldn't want the mouse to wake up during the heart surgery.  that would be 'tachy.'"