have you ever noticed how many diseases and symptoms are named after foods?


"medical edibles:"

strawberry tongue

peau d'orange

adam's apple

cherry hemangioma

berry aneurysm

mulberry molar

swiss cheese tumors

oyster ovaries

café au lait spots

popcorn ball calcifications

chicken liver clots

nutmeg liver

apple-jelly nodules

garlic finger

anchovy liver

bread-and-butter pericarditis (my favorite!)

cauliflower ear

tea-colored urine
coffee-ground emesis

bumper sticker on truck near my apt

free to good home:

only at charleston's waterfront park at 10am...

Man killed after trying to 'slap' moving train - CHARLESTON, SC NEWS

the INDY gene (in drosophila, or fruit flies) is an acronym for "i'm not dead yet," apparently a line from the monty python series.  it makes them live longer.

the japanese under it says "dock sand"

roxana: what do you want to be when you grow up?
1st grade boy: a wapper.
roxana: ....
1st grade girl: you can't be no rapper, you ain't got enough hundred dolla bills!!

so is this where they send fish when they violate parole??